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<\/a>David Hunsinger for The New York Times Bailey, a Brittany, with her litter of one-day-old puppies.<\/div>\nFRIDAY\u2019S PUZZLE<\/strong> \u2014<\/small> Recently, I have been the lucky recipient of mail from people who tell me that they do not always understand when I am joking.<\/p>\n So, you have an extra $5,000 lying around* and for the life of you, you just can\u2019t figure out what to buy Will Shortz \u2014 historian and collector of puzzle paraphernalia \u2014 for his next birthday.** According to Alan Connor, the cryptic crossword blogger at The London Guardian<\/a>, the bidding is now over, but you could have been the lucky winner of a small collection of letters from Frank Sinatra<\/a> to the former New York Times crossword editor Eugene Maleska. It turns out that Ol\u2019 Blue Eyes was quite a crossword puzzle fan, and he and Mr. Maleska struck up a brief correspondence in the 1980s and 1990s. The letters between the singing legend and the wordsmith included personal anecdotes, and the winner of the lot will have some intriguing and unique reading ahead. And if you ever feel bad about your completion times, take solace in the fact that Frank Sinatra himself<\/a> took 30 to 40 minutes to finish a daily puzzle, and 90 to 120 minutes to complete a Sunday grid. I\u2019d like to thank Mr. Connor again for the tip, and if you love British cryptic crosswords, head over to his blog and read his very funny column.****<\/p>\n But enough about Frankie. I don\u2019t know what color eyes Joe Krozel has, but he is back with a puzzle that I found to be quite unusual for his style. Maybe he\u2019s trying something new. The grid is quite open, but there are no 15s, no incredibly long, stacked entries. What it does have is a stunning number of fresh entries, particularly near the center of the grid.<\/p>\n There are far too many to mention, but I particularly liked SPARKLED and JACK \u201cBook \u2018Em, Danno\u201d LORD. If you want to see just how original the entries in the grid are, pull up the solution here<\/a> and then click on the \u201cAnalyze View\u201d button at the bottom. I also thought it was nice to see two artists, PAUL KLEE and RENOIR(S) so close together.<\/p>\n Mr. Krozel is fronting like it\u2019s all about the JACKSONS, or \u201c20s\u201d, but we know that it\u2019s really all about the Benjamins:<\/p>\n Your thoughts?<\/p>\n * I\u2019m kidding. No one has an extra $5,000 lying around right now. Except maybe Lady Gaga, and she would probably not spend it on puzzle letters. She would probably just glue the bills to her body and parade around on \u201cThe View\u201d<\/em>. \n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" September 29, 2011, 10:00 pm<\/p>\n Friday: Officially Starts to Work By DEB AMLEN<\/a> \u00a0 <\/a>David Hunsinger for The New York Times Bailey, a Brittany, with her litter of one-day-old puppies. Premium Crossword Friday Puzzle \u00bb<\/a> By Joe Krozel <\/p>\n FRIDAY\u2019S PUZZLE […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[333,198],"class_list":["post-1628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english","tag-crossword","tag-new-york-times"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lacanquotidien.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lacanquotidien.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lacanquotidien.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lacanquotidien.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lacanquotidien.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1628"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/lacanquotidien.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1630,"href":"https:\/\/lacanquotidien.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628\/revisions\/1630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lacanquotidien.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lacanquotidien.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lacanquotidien.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nThis is totally understandable, of course; humor is subjective, much like curly hair or freckles. I\u2019m sorry, that\u2019s genetic. I always get those two confused. Anyway, I felt bad that some readers were missing out on the fun, so as a public service to those who tend to miss my humor, I\u2019ve decided today to highlight all of the jokes in this post from hereon in both clearly and definitively through the use of a highly technical punctuation symbol, the asterisk. This is especially<\/em> important in the next paragraph, as it will hopefully keep me from being sued by people who don\u2019t realize that I am operating strictly from the Soupy Sales School of Humor Writing<\/a>.<\/p>\n
\n** Still kidding. Please do not go out and buy him an expensive birthday present. There will be no talking to him if he starts getting $5,000 gifts.***
\n*** Ha ha! Once again, a totally untrue and humorous joke. Will Shortz is very easy to talk to. I swear.
\n**** No, seriously. He\u2019s very funny. So is Will Shortz.<\/p>\n